I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. It's so crazy, I know I'm going website to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?